carnivorous
carnivorous by Cassidt Thirtin November 21, 2006
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Carnivorous
A scandalous scallywag whom creeps and crawls while high on crystal meth ; waiting and fending off imaginary skin bugs until their friend/peer/family/ or any individual at all to leave the vicinity. Once said person has exited - the treacherous reptilian wench (Likely named Chaz, Earl, Brandi, or Matilda) rummages with extreme slightly impressive haste and speed like Dobby with a whole pack of socks... leaving nothing behind, except crack dust, scabs, and broken Newports...
Usually only acquires petty change and broken power tools.. Just to forget the stolen goods whereabouts when they awaken after their 5 day binger.
They have NO Regerts
Usually only acquires petty change and broken power tools.. Just to forget the stolen goods whereabouts when they awaken after their 5 day binger.
They have NO Regerts
Person One: Yo did you see how fast crystal meth matilda rummaged Coach Mikes car?!
Person Two: Fuck yeah, I was gonna mind my business and look the other way but that carnivorous squirrel necked dickhead fucking left scabs all over my Tuna Sandwich! Now I'm calling the Popo
Person One: -.-
**Pew Pew
Person Two: Fuck yeah, I was gonna mind my business and look the other way but that carnivorous squirrel necked dickhead fucking left scabs all over my Tuna Sandwich! Now I'm calling the Popo
Person One: -.-
**Pew Pew
Carnivorous by CarnivorousDelithes April 7, 2023
carnivorous
“It would be so carnivorous if you came to Waffle House with me on Sunday”
“Isn’t this day just so carnivorous?”
“Isn’t this day just so carnivorous?”
carnivorous by lemon_aid_9 March 24, 2024
Carnivorous Cavern
n: a vagina that likes to eat hard cock. Reasoning is that it's wet & dark in there and most vaginas crave the cock to swallow.
Timmy's penis went hard from seeing this fine ass bitch get naked. He then proceeded to take a chance & plunge his cock into her carnivorous cavern. After several medium paced strokes he burst a load in which the carnivorous cavern was craving the most. Now hopefully a walking ejaculation doesn't result or burning sensation.
Carnivorous Cavern by Trees DT November 2, 2011
Carnivorous Sheep
Carnivorous Sheep by honeybeehave October 8, 2011
Carnivorous Crotch Crickets
Another way of saying pubic lice, or "crabs".
However the phrase is typically used to describe a promiscuous person that is highly likely to contract a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
However the phrase is typically used to describe a promiscuous person that is highly likely to contract a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Carnivorous Crotch Crickets by TheSaint1984 June 23, 2011
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