Carft

It's when you cough and fart at the same time.

Dude, you just carft!

by Jessye January 14, 2005

Carfted

The act of passing gas while coughing. To fart and cough simultaneously.

My coworker had a horrible cold. One day he sat in a chair and propped his feet on my desk. As he began an uncontrollable coughing fit he "carfted" in his chair.

by diva75 May 27, 2009

carft

carft is like a cool person who is so into like chainsaw man and needy streamer overload!
and also a good vocaloid buddy

beefboof: our friend Carft is so like carft!

silas: i agree :3333333
hannah: that's cool but umm anyways
carft: awwwwww the skurnkly :plead: X3

the cat: 🐱

by tail raising flower-boof March 21, 2022