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"Did you see James walking all weird and doing that hand gesture in the pub?"
"Yeh... hes a faci"
faci by JimhimLOL June 3, 2007

Faci-Leak 

Information you find out on Facebook that you should have already known or been told through more appropriate means.
Joe: I heard your sister got divorced, that sucks.
John: What are you talking about?
Joe: Oh you don't know? I saw it on Facebook.
John: Great, I have to find this out from a Faci-Leak.
Faci-Leak by van g rules February 21, 2011

asa faci? 

This word means a cool question addressed to someone who didn't made his homework. Usually, this question is accompanied by the phrase "Iesi Acasa"
Asa faci? Iesi acasa, tarfo!
asa faci? by Cucliciu Zoe November 21, 2013
Monica:Ce faci
Jack:What does that mean
Monica: it means "what are you doing"in Romanian.
Ce Faci by Farido_Dicky77 January 30, 2020

Mani-Pedi-Facial 

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
Mani-Pedi-Facial by will bitten September 14, 2017

I am way past facing reality! 

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!