Joe: I heard your sister got divorced, that sucks.
John: What are you talking about?
Joe: Oh you don't know? I saw it on Facebook.
John: Great, I have to find this out from a Faci-Leak.
“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.