When you order an
Uber or Lyft expecting to
see a nice car, but a beat up car pulls up! Or the
vice versa.
Expecting a ugly car, but a cute car pulls up.
Me:
Dude, this is not the car from the picture… Your car is way cooler!
Cute Asian driver: bro! I get that all the time.
Me: dude, you carfished me…
Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban
Dictionary!
Or…..
Me: dude. This car is beat up!
Driver: it gets me where I need to go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.
Me: the App says it’s a
2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?
Driver: you can walk. *engine stops* Bro! Can you help me push?
Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!