carfag 

Dip shit assholes who care so much about what kind of car they drive. the model, make, motor, etc. Dudes who rather stick their dick inside of a tailpipe instead of a female. Dudes obsessed with their cars.

dude, did you see the new hemi ford f250 with a turbo z engine that i got?" .. "I have no idea what youre talking about bro, im not a carfag.

carfag by dutchguts August 3, 2011

American carnage 

A post-truth term intended to scare impressionable adults and small children who are not in possession of the facts.

Go to bed children, or the President won't be able to protect you from the American carnage.

American carnage by CNY liberal January 20, 2017

Epping carnage poo 

The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses

'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'

Epping carnage poo by Anonymous submissions January 7, 2017

carmageddon 2 

A great game made by "SCI games" and "Stainless software LTD" where the aim of the game is...

1) To race around a track against over cars (killing people is helpful as it gives you more time to race) or...

2) To destroy all apposeing cars and not "waste" yourself.

carmageddon 2 isnt the best game of all time but pretty damn good!

Eagle 3: Ohh your screwd Kutter!
Kutter: Ohh cock!

*Kutter gets wasted*

Eagle 3: W00T!
Hawk 3: I shall kill you!

*....Hawk 3 gets wasted*

I love carmageddon 2!

carmageddon 2 by shaun gardner August 23, 2006

Just Carnage 

World renowned streamer currently in sick kids battling pneumonia and obesity. He is the next successor to the dictator of DPRK Kim Jong Un.

Other alias: LTK Cxrnage, Chemical Games, Ttv.JustCarnage_, Chinkfred and Monfre.
His current fans are know as the carnagers. He is married to his partner for life Jerry.
He enjoys Johnny Test porn and teen titans porn, specifically with his younger brother Steven.
He holds the record for largest KFC order, tylenol consumption with side of cheetos.
He is battling many metal abilities including Autism, ADD, Down syndrome. He is also a devout Christian and is currently one of the richest men in the world and resorts to only using PayPal.
Largest cumload belongs to CxRaNgE twice the size of s blue wale (about 7 ml).
He also holds the current record for the largest breasts know to mankind;102ZZZ.

Omg ur such a Just Carnage

Just Carnage by Nuterd wale January 14, 2019

Car fag 

Someone who is obsessed with talking about car. You will struggle to change subject and even if you do, it will end up back at cars. Their banter consists solely of cars.They frequent car park(McDonald, Golfworld etc) in their shitty cars to talk about there loud farting cars. However not all people who like cars, are car fags. Basically if the person can talk about anything other then cars they are not a car fag even if they have some riced out shitter.

All the car fags, are talking car fag shit over in Mcdonalds

Car fag by notacarfag October 6, 2011

Carface 

A person with an attractive face but an undesirable body which is hidden when that person is seated in a car. The opposite of Butterface.

Stuck in traffic, Chris flirted with a woman driving a Jetta not realizing she was a carface.

Carface by losanjealous April 12, 2006