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A horny individual, typically attracted to one's sister.
"I like your sister" says a carften. "Shut up bitch, stop acting like a carften!" screamed Matthew.
carften by NightsTheGreat November 23, 2023
Words you can keep
A horny individual, typically attracted to one's sister.
I'm really wanting your sister. I think I'm turning into a carften.
Carften by NightsTheGreat November 23, 2023

Carfentanil 



Under the brand name Wildnyl

A super concentrated form of Fentanyl

10000 times more potent than Morphine

and

100 times more potent than Fentanyl

used to sedate large animals
We will now feed the 1000 pound bear with a microgram of Carfentanil to put it to sleep.
That’s a carsten there.
Carsten by Oof1289 November 25, 2018

Carfentanil 

The most powerful opiate narcotic known to man. 5000x as powerful as pure herion.
The park ranger accidentally killed the elephant with a carfentanil overdose.
Carfentanil by John Mann January 12, 2005
Carsten is the best human being ever to exist. He is super good looking, especially in crocs. He is one of the most intelligent people on the planet, as well as the most athletic. An overall god.
Carsten is so amazing at everything always.
Carsten by Zach Caddo July 24, 2018

The Carsten 

Ben: I want to sleep with the Carsten tonight.
Brett: Let me sleep with him first please.
Socky: I will sleep with you instead of the Carsten.

Brett: Okay Ben I will sleep with Socky tonight and then Carsten tomorrow night I guess.
Ben: As long as I get to touch the Carsten TONIGHT!!!!!!!
The Carsten by bluke69 March 27, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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