Carface

A person with an attractive face but an undesirable body which is hidden when that person is seated in a car. The opposite of Butterface.

Stuck in traffic, Chris flirted with a woman driving a Jetta not realizing she was a carface.

by losanjealous April 12, 2006

carface

when you are at an intersection and you cut some one off, the person in the car you cut off makes a disgusted face at you. This is known as a carface.

Oh man you should have seen that lady's carface, it was so funny.

by ntwo2 November 26, 2010

carface

Someone who has the face of a car, or has a car embedded in their face.

Man with car protruding from his face appears.
Badass MOFO: You're one big carface, carface.
Carface: Careface

by schnigglypoo January 15, 2006

Carlface

An expression of frustration, disgust, or antipathy, depicted by the balding, portly neighbor Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force placing a hand on his forehead with a look of utter loathing.

Similar to *facepalm*

Person A: Hey man, did you hear that new Kid Rock song? Man, that guy is awesome!

Person B: *Carlface*

by The Mango 55 October 8, 2008

CamFaced

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.

Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!

by SpankDizm January 2, 2013

carfaxed

to investigate a potential online friend or love's truthfulness about their identity.

People lie all the time about who they are on the internet. Nothing worse than meeting someone who sounds nice and then find out down the road that they aren't. From "carfax" to find out a car's history before you buy it.

I met a real nice woman online and carfaxed her to make sure she was who she said she was.

by Kiss My Neurons August 5, 2009

car face

The phenomenon were a woman has a beautiful face when spotted in her automobile, but when she gets out a fat or otherwise unseemly body is attached. Also known as the exact opposite of butterface.

I thought a hot chick was making eyes at me on my vespa yesterday, but when she drug 200 pounds of cottage cheese out of her car at the gas station I saw she just had car face so I hauled ass out of there!!!

by Iheartdriscoll April 7, 2008