Carface
A person with an attractive face but an undesirable body which is hidden when that person is seated in a car. The opposite of Butterface.
Carface by losanjealous April 12, 2006
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carface
when you are at an intersection and you cut some one off, the person in the car you cut off makes a disgusted face at you. This is known as a carface.
carface
Man with car protruding from his face appears.
Badass MOFO: You're one big carface, carface.
Carface: Careface
Badass MOFO: You're one big carface, carface.
Carface: Careface
carface by schnigglypoo January 15, 2006
Carlface
An expression of frustration, disgust, or antipathy, depicted by the balding, portly neighbor Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force placing a hand on his forehead with a look of utter loathing.
Similar to *facepalm*
Similar to *facepalm*
Person A: Hey man, did you hear that new Kid Rock song? Man, that guy is awesome!
Person B: *Carlface*
Person B: *Carlface*
Carlface by The Mango 55 October 8, 2008
carfaxed
to investigate a potential online friend or love's truthfulness about their identity.
People lie all the time about who they are on the internet. Nothing worse than meeting someone who sounds nice and then find out down the road that they aren't. From "carfax" to find out a car's history before you buy it.
People lie all the time about who they are on the internet. Nothing worse than meeting someone who sounds nice and then find out down the road that they aren't. From "carfax" to find out a car's history before you buy it.
carfaxed by Kiss My Neurons August 5, 2009
car face
The phenomenon were a woman has a beautiful face when spotted in her automobile, but when she gets out a fat or otherwise unseemly body is attached. Also known as the exact opposite of butterface.
I thought a hot chick was making eyes at me on my vespa yesterday, but when she drug 200 pounds of cottage cheese out of her car at the gas station I saw she just had car face so I hauled ass out of there!!!
car face by Iheartdriscoll April 7, 2008
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