Carfted 

The act of passing gas while coughing. To fart and cough simultaneously.

My coworker had a horrible cold. One day he sat in a chair and propped his feet on my desk. As he began an uncontrollable coughing fit he "carfted" in his chair.

Carfted by diva75 May 27, 2009

Crafted

For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}

Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!

Crafted by Furtley May 30, 2018

Carfed 

To have come (meaning ejaculated, not arrived) and barfed simultaneously.

Mark was so drunk, he fucked a chick so ugly he carfed himself.

Mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.

Carfed by scrumpyzebra April 23, 2010

Carfied

When you get totally fucked over by your best friend.

I had to be there by 5 but joe Carfied me by stoping in 6 places and picking me up late.

Carfied by Cgalla September 24, 2016

Team Crafted 

Team crafted is a popular group consisting of friends who play mostly Minecraft together. The group members (ordered by popularity) include SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome or JeromeASF, TrueMU or MinecraftUniverse, Ssundee, Deadlox or DeadloxMC, HuskyMudkipper or HuskyMUDKIPZ, BlueMonkeyYT or BlueMonkey, WeedLion, and DeceptiBonks (not actually considered a member but she is the artist). Several of the members (SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome, MinecraftUniverse) are currently living together in Los Angeles, CA.

Person #1: Who is your favorite Minecraft YouTuber group?
Person #2: I can't choose between Yogscast or Team Crafted!

Team Crafted by homestuckingHetalian February 28, 2014

team crafted 

team crafted is a couple of people who play minecraft and are very popular.like deadlox, sky/adam, huskymudkipz, ssundee, weedlion. bluemonkey, deceptivebonk, jeromeasf, bajancanadian, and sky is most popular. they all moved in in 2013 and are now living together

deadlox, sky/adam, huskymudkipz, ssundee, weedlion, bluemonkey, deceptivebonk, jeromeasf, and bajancanadian. these are all members of team crafted.

team crafted by skyette December 19, 2013

Carted 

Adjective.

To be exceedingly slow, in the manner of a horse pulling a heavily-laden cart.

Steve: "Jon isn't very fast."

Tom: "He's carted mate."

Carted by jon88 March 23, 2009