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The act of passing gas while coughing. To fart and cough simultaneously.
My coworker had a horrible cold. One day he sat in a chair and propped his feet on my desk. As he began an uncontrollable coughing fit he "carfted" in his chair.
by diva75 May 27, 2009
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