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This term is attributed to the achievement of the ultimate form of orgasmic expression. To acquire this rank, you must ejaculate, defecate, and vomit simultaneously. Only a very select few individuals across time have been able to obtain this rank - such as Leonardo DaVinci, Albert Einstein, Nostradamus and Elon Musk.
Modern day practitioners of this ancient technique will often add the term (Cardom) in parentheses after their name on their Facebook profiles to highlight this achievement.
Modern day practitioners of this ancient technique will often add the term (Cardom) in parentheses after their name on their Facebook profiles to highlight this achievement.
The secret to achieving Cardom was revealed to Tom Hanks during filming of the DaVinci Code
Cardom is much deeper than just doing "The Triple", it is a state of zen that your body enters before release
Cardom is much deeper than just doing "The Triple", it is a state of zen that your body enters before release
Cardom by Spanky Finkelstein February 24, 2025
CarDoll
A pornstar of the highest caliber for car dealers and salesmen.
Her work is all done on camera and posted online for "educational" or “artistic” purposes, then posted for easy access by horny car salesmen and mechanics.
What the owner of every car dealership watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.
A classy slut (and teacher) who wears clothes that are so sexy, everything she says makes sense.
A whore who brings pleasure to whoever sees her big boobs sticking out of those dresses and tight sweaters.
A bitch with good business sense and sales responsibility.
A hot chick with big tits who uploads videos of herself
A female sex tool to make car salesmen do what she wants them to do.
Ejaculation is 100 times faster and 100 times harder because she actually has a brain and says some smart stuff, if you watch with the sound “on.”
A mind-control device to use against car salesmen.
Her work is all done on camera and posted online for "educational" or “artistic” purposes, then posted for easy access by horny car salesmen and mechanics.
What the owner of every car dealership watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.
A classy slut (and teacher) who wears clothes that are so sexy, everything she says makes sense.
A whore who brings pleasure to whoever sees her big boobs sticking out of those dresses and tight sweaters.
A bitch with good business sense and sales responsibility.
A hot chick with big tits who uploads videos of herself
A female sex tool to make car salesmen do what she wants them to do.
Ejaculation is 100 times faster and 100 times harder because she actually has a brain and says some smart stuff, if you watch with the sound “on.”
A mind-control device to use against car salesmen.
Hypocrite: “You're such a perv, watching the CarDoll! You're disgusting!”
“Damn, I wish I could bang the CarDoll, I bet she’s DTF!”
“CarDoll proves that America is the land of opportunity – any chick can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their point across”
“Car Salesmen are busy jacking-off to her pics and videos all day! They really don't hear a word she says!"
“The reason car salesmen need a smart-phone.”
“Damn, I wish I could bang the CarDoll, I bet she’s DTF!”
“CarDoll proves that America is the land of opportunity – any chick can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their point across”
“Car Salesmen are busy jacking-off to her pics and videos all day! They really don't hear a word she says!"
“The reason car salesmen need a smart-phone.”
CarDoll by The teacher's pet January 20, 2013
Carmometer
Carmometer by WordNerdsPDX December 20, 2009
Cardo Dalisay
One guy that escaped the brink of death countless of times.
He is believed to be protected by the prayers of Lola Flora..
His family was kidnapped countless of times..
His breakfast are death messages by his enemies..
He is believed to be protected by the prayers of Lola Flora..
His family was kidnapped countless of times..
His breakfast are death messages by his enemies..
Cardo Dalisay by Cardo Dalisay January 18, 2020