Cardosi 

A secret Italian cult that works closely with the Illuminati.

Cardosi is so fucking cool

Cardosi by Illuminati4Life420BlazeIt January 10, 2015

Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.

The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.

Cardovian Conclave by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Carlosing 

To Carlos/Carlosing can mean one of two things.
A) To take a carefully selected portion of a funny or otherwise inappropriate conversation and post it in Carlos' thread (Talk 2 Carlos 2.0).
OR
B) To partake in any activity while mimicking the greatness of the Carlos.

"Her: LOLOL OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
Him: I know right? THAT SHIT IS WORTH CARLOSING! RIGHT NOW!"

"Him: I Carlosed the lawn yesterday.
Her: You mean you mowed the lawn?
Him: Yeah, but in the way of Carlos."

Carlosing by Mme. Guillotine November 2, 2011

cardoso 

Cardoso is commonly a last name full of savages, and some bad ass pott heads.

Grandmother (to grandchild): Little one go find yourself a Cardoso.
Grandchild (to grandmother): Why must I
Grandmother: It's you're destiny...

(Grandmother dies)

cardoso by SOLOBURGERR April 24, 2018

Carlosito 

The most wonderful person, who has the biggest heart and is extremely caring. It comes from a play on the diminutive for Carlos in Spanish by combining Carlos + osito (teddy bear). You can always count on Carlosito to provide the best hugs.

With his crimson sweatshirt, Carlosito gave me the best hug.

The cat hugged the teddy bear.

(#Garlosito —> Gato + Carlosito)

Carlosito by fish99 November 12, 2022

cariosity 

Combination of "car" and "curiosity," describing the strange fascination and curiosity when you see someone with the same exact car as you. The curiosity is heightened because although our personal interaction with the car is always experienced privately, another owner of the same car probably has similar experiences as you.

What cariosity I have...I can't stop thinking about who owns this green 1980 Datsun 210 station wagon.

cariosity by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015

careosity 

how much you care about a person/place/thing/event

Daniel showed 0%careosity towards Evan's new phone

careosity by OlD ErA G_s March 27, 2011