Candom

A product made of latex rubber, invented possibly by drunk college students, that fits confortably over a regular soda can. The supposed purpose of the candom is to keep your drink cool while outside, though it is mostly used for a laugh.

Hey man, is your beer getting cold? Put a candom on it.

by tazz25 April 13, 2006

Candom

A rubber thing desinged like a condom, to put over your beer. Invented by college students, most people use them to be funny.

Dude why is you beer wearing a condom?

It's not, it's a candom

Oh okay

Practice safe sips use a candom one size fits all

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

Candom

A condom so large, it fits over a standard can of soup. Typically used as a humorus method of demonstrating proper condom usage to teenagers.

So large, he could fit a candom.

by Masamune November 15, 2003

Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

COVID CONDOM

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Screen condom

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

by flockit March 6, 2015

condomise

To use a condom during sex

Be wise- condomise!

by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011