CarDoll 

A pornstar of the highest caliber for car dealers and salesmen.

Her work is all done on camera and posted online for "educational" or “artistic” purposes, then posted for easy access by horny car salesmen and mechanics.

What the owner of every car dealership watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.

A classy slut (and teacher) who wears clothes that are so sexy, everything she says makes sense.

A whore who brings pleasure to whoever sees her big boobs sticking out of those dresses and tight sweaters.

A bitch with good business sense and sales responsibility.

A hot chick with big tits who uploads videos of herself

A female sex tool to make car salesmen do what she wants them to do.

Ejaculation is 100 times faster and 100 times harder because she actually has a brain and says some smart stuff, if you watch with the sound “on.”

A mind-control device to use against car salesmen.

Hypocrite: “You're such a perv, watching the CarDoll! You're disgusting!”

“Damn, I wish I could bang the CarDoll, I bet she’s DTF!”

“CarDoll proves that America is the land of opportunity – any chick can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their point across”

“Car Salesmen are busy jacking-off to her pics and videos all day! They really don't hear a word she says!"

“The reason car salesmen need a smart-phone.”

CarDoll by The teacher's pet January 20, 2013

carrolled 

Verb - preceded by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol; the act during which an individual loses one's keys, cell phone, wallet, and/or identity. Loss of memory is to be expected. In extreme cases one may wake up in another state, attempt grand theft auto, or get up on a fatty; all while being the life of the party/event, even if it is for 10 minutes. May also lead to the commissioning and winning of slap bets, along with other felonious activities. Named after the great Michael Barnabas Evelyn Carroll.

"Dude what happened to you last night?"
"I don't know, man, I got carrolled."

carrolled by Theodore Evelyn Mosbey June 10, 2013

carolleft

The act of making a left on a red left turn arrow as per the recommendation, nay mandate, from Adam Carolla, e.g. Car roll left.

I was in a rush to get to work the other day and listening to my favorite podcast, Guinness Book's #1 podcast that is, and was stopped at a left turn arrow unnecessarily, so I pulled a carolleft and was on my way - no chicken-shit ticket to be had.

carolleft by the comand'r May 29, 2016

monsignor carroll 

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.

Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.

monsignor carroll by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010

Camdoll 

Term for a person who works online as a webcam model. Typically streams his/her webcam to a live audience. In essence a virtual doll for the audience to play with, for pay.

That person will pay for the model to do certain acts for that individual's gratification. These acts may include dancing, removal of clothing, masturbation, watching others masturbate through their webcam back, blowing up balloons, spitting, sneezing, coughing, foot play, food play, and many other things that are requested of them to do.

They may also take requests for things people want from them like pictures or videos of them doing these acts, in front of the cam.

They are a 'cam doll' as they are dressed up, dressed down, and play all around!!

My favorite camdoll is not online right now, I'm so bummed!

Oh that camdoll was on the other day and I caught some of her shower show... so hot!

It's so nice speaking with another camdoll!

I want a camdoll to do that for me and it will get me off.

That camdoll knows all the right angles!

Look at that camdoll shaking her ass!

Camdoll by Felicia Firefly August 13, 2012

Pete Carrolling

verb
1. To get out while the going is good, in a two-faced, cowardly manner
2. To gain advantage, often through underhanded means, and then to esacpe with cowardice while leaving others to deal with the repercussions

1. That USC coach is Pete Carrolling his way to Seattle before the shit hits the fan at USC.

2. After receiving gifts and money under the table, Reggie Bush (and now Joe McKnight) Pete Carrolled out of USC before they could get in trouble with the NCAA.

3. OJ Mayo went Pete Carrolling at Tim Floyd's house.

Pete Carrolling by EZirish January 12, 2010

Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show is a weekday morning radio show in Los Angeles and is syndicated up and down the West Coast. Comedian and radio show personality Adam Carolla hosts the show with co-hosts Danny Bonaduce and Teresa Strasser. On the show they conduct interviews with celebrities, engage in casual banter, and present national and international news in a comedic forum. The Adam Carolla Show took the place of The Howard Stern Show in 2006 under CBS' FREE FM format.

The Adam Carolla Show makes people laugh due to the humerous conversations that take place between the hosts.

Adam Carolla Show by InkSlinger January 5, 2009