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Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult people for doing the same things the do.
Kristin is such a stupid hypocrite. That dumb bitch goes on MeetMe to insult every guy on there for being on there. Just a immature hypocritical MeetMe girl.
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by ChucksisTuguy April 18, 2017
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somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise
Hypocrite: A three hundred + pound man who has a "NO FAT CHICKS" bumper sticker on the back of his 1987 Honda Civic Hatch Back.
by singledimension October 16, 2009
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1. A person who expects the rest of the world to live up to her standards but doesn't feel obliged to do the same.

2. A person who condems others actions then turns around and conducts herself in the same manner.
Ex. I can't believe Cassie would be so unfeeling that she would go after Meagan's ex right after they broke up.

But Kelley, you just started dating your boyfriend the same day he broke up with his girlfriend, and a week after you had just slept with yours.

Oh that's different..

No its not , your a hypocrite !!!
by Earthmama August 15, 2010
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A liar two face that says 1 thing and does the other. Uses their powers to make them self appear to be better then they are, and if you give them a solid counter argument, they will rebuttal with nonsense. These type of people typically abuse powers and have conditional beliefs depending on what benefits them.
But Mayhem I didn't post that stuff on the forums it was my roommate I swear. Mayhem says, 'Too fucking bad you're banned!'

Mayhem says, 'Don't do that, do this act more mature admins always act the same for everyone blah blah blah' Mysterious person says, ' 1sv?' Mayhem says, 'Uh..uh....uhhhh BAN BAN BAN!'

Liar Hypocrite two face thunder cunt Jerk Backstabber
by The Somx Community May 27, 2009
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(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004
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someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing
A: "i hate people that complain about other people, they're SO annoying!"
B: "shut up, hypocrite!"
by factoryofinsults November 28, 2003
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A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.
"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"
by Satan June 26, 2004
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