Cardona 

Super awesome. Skilled in all things they put their mind to. They're also very attractive. They can love a lot but also hate a lot.

That person is hella tight, must be a Cardona.

Cardona by Acausha March 12, 2015

Cardona 

A Cardona is loyal and any girl would be lucky to date a Cardona. Cardonas are faithful and amazing to be around. But most of all their caring.

Girl 1-Damn look that her is she saying a Cardona?
Girl 2-Yeah! And I heard cardonas are hot
Girl 1- oh really well I want a Cardona

Girl 2- well good luck getting him he stays with his girl 24/7

Cardona by Sum1 :))) June 5, 2018

Cardona 

A family of powerful women and handsome men. A Cardona is always fun to hang out with and unique beyond compare. They will always be there for you and listen when times are hard.

Ex: Its always a blast to be with a Cardona. Thats a Cardona right there!

Cardona by Canday_Connor September 4, 2023

Jesus Cardona 

Term usually used to describe someone who has absolutely nothing to share with anyone else on a subject. Also used to express acute abdominal pain and pain in the rectum.

The word is commonly used in africa to distinguish the edible elephant feces from regular shit (jesus cardona is just plain shit).

latin experts believe it is also the omen for extreme boredom but deeper studies have found that that is simply not true and spending more money and resources trying to find the real meaning of the word would be a waste since nobody really cares anyways.

"jesus Cardona!!! those Mcburritos i ate yesterday night are starting to cause trouble in my butt hole! "

"Jesus cardona man... that was the dumbest thing i have ever heard..."

"hey dude what was the presidential address about?"
"jesus cardona... dont worry about it"

Jesus Cardona by Brayan Sanchez January 13, 2009

Carbona Not Glue 

A song that caused my name on this site, dude.

Carbona not glue, 1,2,3,4

Carbona Not Glue by Carbona Ramone April 21, 2021

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Cardinal wiseman 

A catholic school that is full of slags and has no good teachers or students

Person: Hey do you want to go to cardinal wiseman
Me: Ew no why would I go there it’s crap.

Cardinal wiseman by A cardinal student January 16, 2019