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Cardamom 

Just like it sounds. A cardamom is a woman who is remarkably attractive and youthful in appearance, and also has children. She still gets carded when purchasing vodka.
"Yeah I see the brat with you, but I'll still need to see your I.D."
"Are you saying I'm a cardamom?"
"Yes."
"But I didn't hear you say it."
"You're a cardamom."
"Thank you."
Cardamom by James Headfield March 10, 2020
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Cardamom 

A slang term for a man's small sized appendage.
When the towel dropped, people laughed at Pete's cardamom
Cardamom by imdimplle February 12, 2010

CardaMom 

A middle class, whole-foods shopping, white mother. Their spice drawers are fully-kitted and their bungalows are usually decorated with Indian ornaments collected from their travelling youths. One typically encounters these women through being friends with their son.
Man 1: "Christ! This farmer's market is plagued with CardaMoms"

Man 2: "I want one of them to hug me and tell me that everything's gonna be ok"
CardaMom by crisp_noodle_spice April 21, 2021

Cardamone 

Noun: A large and pungent turd or poo. Distinguishably black in colour due to a diet lacking in nutritional content and high in fat and sugar.
Worker 1: 'Hey mate, where are you going?'
Worker 2: 'I'm gonna do a Cardamone, I've eaten nothing but dumplings all week.'
Worker 1: 'So it's you who desecrates the toilets!'

Worker: 'I'm just heading out for a Cardamone.'
Boss: 'OK, make sure you put down just a half day on your timesheet.'
Cardamone by Cardamone August 19, 2008

cardamon 

Cardamon also known as Cardillimon
a natural disaster from hell

worship of the satanist
Uber nerd with no cleu
cardamon by THaKN February 11, 2004

cardamon 

Some weird mothe***** that doesnt know any better than sit behind his pc all day.
He loves Russian People and easy to be fooled. When you make a cardamon, you are in a whole new world of shit.
Damm i died, i surely made a cardamon there.
cardamon by Stoned Poet February 11, 2004
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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