The man, the myth, the legend.
An absolute legend, with properly the best designed cock in the world.
High on weed, high on life.
An absolute legend, with properly the best designed cock in the world.
High on weed, high on life.
Damn, he just won with India against man.udt in fifa, while smoking the world 2.nd biggest joint, what a Canko!
by canko January 22, 2018
Get the Canko mug.When a mechanic has no ability to troubleshoot a problem. Instead shoots the "parts cannon" at the problem. He ends up replacing every component in the system in hopes of fixing whatever was causing the problem. A complete waste of material and labor.
Customer: My breaks are squeaking.
Dumb Mechanic: You need new brake calipers, pads, rotors and wheel bearings. FIRE THE PARTS CANNON!
Dumb Mechanic: You need new brake calipers, pads, rotors and wheel bearings. FIRE THE PARTS CANNON!
by flying July 3, 2012
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• cannonball
• cank
• cannoli
• cannon fodder
• cannonballing
Materials Needed:
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon
Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon
Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
by scrambangles November 19, 2012
Get the Missouri Cannonball mug.A endearing sexual interaction between two male participants who engage in simultaneous consensual anal coitus. (multiples of two are needed)
Step 1. Consent to anal coitus with your partner
Step 2. Bring out the preferred lubricant
Step 3. Erect one another through preferred sexual stimulation
Step 4. Lubricate the anal cavity and each desired penis thoroughly
Step 5. Find a flat surface and lie down in a fetal position as if you are sitting in a chair on the horizontal axis
Step 6. position your partner in the similar position on the other side making your asses touch
Step 7. Tuck your erect penis in-between ur legs exposing the tip to your partners anus and vise versa
Step 8. Slowly but surely insert one another penises in each others anal cavities.
Step 9. Use the surface as leverage to bump bums with each other, penetrating each others assholes
Step 10. Go to town and do it until both participants simultaneously hit each others G-spots causing a mass ejaculation cycle creating what is known to be a double stuffed cannoli.
*Disclaimer: may cause too much sexual desire in which both participants get caught in a whirlwind of sexual pleasure where neither participant can stop ejaculating until they have died.
Be safe Enjoy.
Step 1. Consent to anal coitus with your partner
Step 2. Bring out the preferred lubricant
Step 3. Erect one another through preferred sexual stimulation
Step 4. Lubricate the anal cavity and each desired penis thoroughly
Step 5. Find a flat surface and lie down in a fetal position as if you are sitting in a chair on the horizontal axis
Step 6. position your partner in the similar position on the other side making your asses touch
Step 7. Tuck your erect penis in-between ur legs exposing the tip to your partners anus and vise versa
Step 8. Slowly but surely insert one another penises in each others anal cavities.
Step 9. Use the surface as leverage to bump bums with each other, penetrating each others assholes
Step 10. Go to town and do it until both participants simultaneously hit each others G-spots causing a mass ejaculation cycle creating what is known to be a double stuffed cannoli.
*Disclaimer: may cause too much sexual desire in which both participants get caught in a whirlwind of sexual pleasure where neither participant can stop ejaculating until they have died.
Be safe Enjoy.
" Max and I almost got caught in a lot of trouble doing the Double stuffed Cannoli on our school bus to soccer practice."
" Max did you hear Tyler and Matt were hospitalized after engaging in the double stuffed cannoli, wheeeeew what a close one."
" Hey papi I have surprise gift for you tonight ;) Im gonna stuff your cannoli, twice!"
" Max did you hear Tyler and Matt were hospitalized after engaging in the double stuffed cannoli, wheeeeew what a close one."
" Hey papi I have surprise gift for you tonight ;) Im gonna stuff your cannoli, twice!"
by Man of Cannoli December 11, 2019
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by Katsura_san January 16, 2021
Get the Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon mug.A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.
Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.
"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."
"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."
by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016
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