*Husband: From 11th June until 11th July 2010, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. The remote control will be fingerprinted each night, any sign of your fingerprints and all shopping trips will be cancelled for a month.
*Wife: But… FIFA and I like fitbaw, too!
FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). A french compnany based in Paris that overseas every thing about soccer. They are run by a bunch of shitheads. The biggest shithead of them all is Sepp Blatter the president of FIFA. If there was no FIFA the world would be a much better place, suicides would greatly decrease, crime would stop, and all war would end.