cackula 

cackula is a person who sucks cack

That chics a total cackula...look at her go!

cackula by señoralav February 5, 2010

Cackula 

The menacing demon of the night who conquers all with his powers of cackdom. He fears no one knowing they cannot withstand his cackery

Hey look it's Cackula! Everyone run!

Cackula by Twiztedfury June 17, 2016

count crackula

A derogatory term referring to someone in charge of a small crew of drug runners.

Look, there goes count crackula and his wanna be's!

count crackula by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

Cockulate

The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers

D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!

Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009

Cockulation 

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.

"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

Cockulation by guessingcockulation March 16, 2010

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.

Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!

Cockulator by Sambiase September 6, 2016

crackula 

Someone who feasts on crack cocaine, or meth anphetamines, causing them to stay up all night and then sleeping all day.

He/She stayed up smoking all last night and slept all day long, never seeing the day of light like he/she was Crackula.

crackula by The Snack January 31, 2005