by Killaquilla March 21, 2011
Get the CRACKTICS mug.Activities which are routinely associated with the sale and use of crack cocaine. Cracktivities are normally characterized by the desperate style with which they are executed. Cracktivities often include (but are not limited to) such things as:
1. the sucking/jerking on/off of trouser trout for a relatively small amount of money.
2. the typical smash and grab.
3. being secretly filmed by the police while you pace around in a hotel room, smoking rocks with a hooker, à la Marion Barry.
4. anything Amy Winehouse participates in while she is not in rehab.
5. anything the ODB participated in prior to his death (which was, of course, due to cracktivities).
6. most undertakings which occur within the confines or close proximity of a sketch pad.
1. the sucking/jerking on/off of trouser trout for a relatively small amount of money.
2. the typical smash and grab.
3. being secretly filmed by the police while you pace around in a hotel room, smoking rocks with a hooker, à la Marion Barry.
4. anything Amy Winehouse participates in while she is not in rehab.
5. anything the ODB participated in prior to his death (which was, of course, due to cracktivities).
6. most undertakings which occur within the confines or close proximity of a sketch pad.
When passing through the city of Memphis, it is highly advisable to keep one's car windows rolled up and avoid stopping if at all possible. This will minimize the likelihood of your becoming entangled with the inevitably omnipresent cracktivities.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 4, 2008
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• Cracktastic
• crackstick
• Cracktion
• crackfic
• crackish
a neighborhood or area where drug dealers and their customers congregate. Typically this is located in the inner city.
by sambarnes March 2, 2008
Get the crackistan mug.A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'
"I just read a crackfic where Chuck Norris dreams he's Luke Skywalker than becomes a stripper to make more money for his kid"
by BAMBI_IS_DEAD January 2, 2009
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noun
plural noun: Cracktivities
1.
the condition in which things are happening or being done while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine.
"there has been a sustained level of cracktivity throughout the night"
2.
a thing that a person or group does or has done, typically late at night or in the early
hours of the morning, while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine
"Electrical projects were their favorite cracktivity"
noun
plural noun: Cracktivities
1.
the condition in which things are happening or being done while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine.
"there has been a sustained level of cracktivity throughout the night"
2.
a thing that a person or group does or has done, typically late at night or in the early
hours of the morning, while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine
"Electrical projects were their favorite cracktivity"
"Those guys have clearly been at it all night busy with their cracktivity, you could hear them in the shed at 3am"
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