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crackistan 

a neighborhood or area where drug dealers and their customers congregate. Typically this is located in the inner city.
be careful. The bus station you are getting off at is in the middle of crackistan.
crackistan by sambarnes March 2, 2008
Words you can keep

Crackstasy

Friend 1 - Hey yo, you tryin to smoke that crackstasy?
Friend 2 - All day wodi!
Crackstasy by New_BOOST February 20, 2011

cuckistan 

A place that was once a home for reasonable dialogue and free-speech that has been transformed into a feminist, social justice hell-hole. Populated by pathetic, low-T suffering men who's slavish attempts to placate angry feminists and millennial snowflakes earns them only derision and disrespect.
Man, I couldn't stand another semester at U.C. Berkley....Felt like I was living in Cuckistan.

If Hillary had won the election, we'd all be living in Cuckistan...
cuckistan by SJWCrusher October 2, 2017

Crunkistan

Another name for a black neighborhood.
Compton, Queens, the entire cities of Detroit and New Orleans are all prime examples of Crunkistan
Crunkistan by mackerel daddy November 28, 2009

Carjackistan 

Carjackistan is a fictitious country located where ever the statement it is in requires it. Is usually used in automotive jargon when the mechanic as no idea where to order the part from or as no idea from where it is coming.
Sure, I can have that there 710 cap here in a couple of weeks. May take longer though, it's being shipped from Carjackistan.
Carjackistan by eaglescout238 December 17, 2011

Mullah of Carjackistan 

the Middle East's wealthiest potentate. He governs his Islamic kingdom under strict Shiite (pronounced Sheeyat) rule. The mullah hates whitey.
The Mullah of Carjackistan funds terrorism on a global scale.
Crackhead/tweeker who regularly uses crack crank tina methamphetamine speed or other strong stimulants but doesn't let it rule their life.
Don't you worry about Joe, because he is a crackstar! I'm talkin' CCRRRR-ACK STAR! Okay?! He's regularly awake for 2 or more days and still gets his retarded butt to work, accomplishes tasks and errands, pays his bills, and comes back from Normalville to do it all again.
Crackstar by Gweekhead February 22, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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