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crackstick 

Slang for cigarette. Implies the fact that the person using the term knows that they are hopelessly addicted.
"Do you have a crackstick I could bum?"
crackstick by chickenfist November 9, 2006

crackstitution

A governance document enforced and upheld by the leader of a government body who admits to smoking crack.
ex. Mayor Rob Ford enforces and upholds the crackstitution of the City of Toronto.
ex. Glenn Jessome cannot make sense of the government or legal systems of Toronto, because of the interpretations of their crackstitution.
ex. Not all of the people of Toronto smoke crack, however, 44% of them want to uphold the crackstitution.
crackstitution by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

Crabstickz 

Crabstickz (Chris Kendall) is a British youtuber who is known for his hilarious comedy sketches and fun personality. His videos involve parodies where he creates characters (such as Enrique Alfalfa) and ones where he just talks to the camera.

He also has a second channel; crabstickz2
He joined Youtube in 2008 and has been making videos ever since. Crabstickz is also good friends with KickThePJ, where they jokingly encourage the fiction pairing 'kickthestickz'
Crabstickz has also made videos alongside other youtubers; danisnotonfire, PJ and amazingphil. They're known as 'the fantastic foursome'

Unfortunately, most of the teenage fanbase for the foursome are shallow fan girls that rate their channels by appearance and looks, rather than actual talent and comedy.
This has caused crabstickz to be hesitant of uploading new videos, as he went through a phase of not enjoying making videos and even considered quitting because YouTube had 'changed'.
What he needs to realise is that he should ignore the pathetic 15 year olds who only care about who's the 'hottest' and should do what he enjoys, even if its just talking to the camera. Because not all of his subscribers are creepy fangirls (similar to his impersonation of a typical fangirl 'Becca Hodgekins') & we just want to see him!
Fangirl: Crabstickz is the least attractive in the fantastic foursome lol!!11!1!1!! But he still makez my ovaries explode l0l

Girl 2: Why do you rate them by appearance? What has youtube become!? Crabstickz has the best personality by far, he is funny, honest and very attractive.

Please stop ruining YouTube shallow fangirls.
Crabstickz by anyaaa September 7, 2013

Cracksnackler 

Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns
The rash on that chicks face is from being a cracksnackler
Cracksnackler by Davedale August 6, 2019

crabstick 

1. The act of holding others back, with no intention of gaining from restraining their peers.
2. Intentionally ruining something for someone simply for the joy of watching them suffer.

The word originates from crabs in a pot cooking. When some of the crabs try to escape from being cooked, one crab would grab the others, preventing them from escaping. That crab is called the crabstick.
Oh man, Shorty is such a crabstick!!

Shorty sucks you in like a dirty little crabstick!
crabstick by shortshort April 1, 2009

cracksicle 

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an ice cream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is that guy doing riding around selling ice cream at noon in February?

Matt: He's not selling just ice cream...he's selling cracksicles!