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Activities which are routinely associated with the sale and use of crack cocaine. Cracktivities are normally characterized by the desperate style with which they are executed. Cracktivities often include (but are not limited to) such things as:

1. the sucking/jerking on/off of trouser trout for a relatively small amount of money.

2. the typical smash and grab.

3. being secretly filmed by the police while you pace around in a hotel room, smoking rocks with a hooker, à la Marion Barry.

4. anything Amy Winehouse participates in while she is not in rehab.

5. anything the ODB participated in prior to his death (which was, of course, due to cracktivities).

6. most undertakings which occur within the confines or close proximity of a sketch pad.

When passing through the city of Memphis, it is highly advisable to keep one's car windows rolled up and avoid stopping if at all possible. This will minimize the likelihood of your becoming entangled with the inevitably omnipresent cracktivities.
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Cracktivity

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plural noun: Cracktivities

1.
the condition in which things are happening or being done while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine.
"there has been a sustained level of cracktivity throughout the night"

2.
a thing that a person or group does or has done, typically late at night or in the early

hours of the morning, while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine
"Electrical projects were their favorite cracktivity"
"Those guys have clearly been at it all night busy with their cracktivity, you could hear them in the shed at 3am"
by TheLostWanderer January 23, 2019
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Pointless, inane and generally uncompleted activities performed whilst under the influence of crack/ice.
Mike looked up from his sweet puff and witnessed the 'cracktivities' of Joe and Amanda who had been indulging in too much ice and had decided to clean, sort and label in alphabetical order all of the tupperware in the kitchen cupboard who were however sidetracked by videos of squirrels on YouTube video and then ironically decided to report their adventures with a very long winded Urban Dictionary entry explaining said activities.
by ErinNina/ShiftySly January 08, 2016
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Used as a measurement of number of sketchy people (usually crackheads) in a given area (city block). Used either as a average amount or as fluctuating level over time.
The cracktivity in my neighborhood is high tonight as I have seen ten crackheads on my block in the past half hour (Cracktivity of 20cph (Crackheads per hour)). The overall average cracktivity of my block is only 3cpb (Crackheads per block).
by jdboyer August 01, 2006
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a craft, or time consuming project one dose while under the innfluance of an amphetamine
After smoking an full half gram, Tod found hour's of fun with the string art cracktivity kit.
by the scarlet monkey April 16, 2009
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