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Crackfic 

A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'


"I just read a crackfic where Chuck Norris dreams he's Luke Skywalker than becomes a stripper to make more money for his kid"
Crackfic by BAMBI_IS_DEAD January 2, 2009
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crackfic 

A type of fanfiction (or original fiction) that is intentionally unbelievable and insane; often humorous. Usually short, one-shot stoires.
"Sarah's new crackfic is fuckin' hilarious, you should go read it!"
crackfic by Andrea C. November 8, 2006

Crackfic 

And I thought the writers in the Bizarro Central were weird! Don't let Carlton Mellick III invade fanfiction.net as if he invades that site, God help us all! (I am joking Mellick.) The Fandom Writer in some ways on FictionPress could be coined this as some called the hell scene extremely weird. Babies Come From Wal-Mart on FictionPress has traits of crackfic with the title.
What the hell did I just come across?!? What the hell is crackfic? ::looking at some of the stories:: don't ask.
Crackfic by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

Crackface'd 

An event in which a person walks through a door and has crack thrown in their face. Usually takes place in clubs and bars.
Person A: I heard John got crackface'd!
Person B: That poor bastard.
Crackface'd by Realnigga9499 December 3, 2014

cracksicle 

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an ice cream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is that guy doing riding around selling ice cream at noon in February?

Matt: He's not selling just ice cream...he's selling cracksicles!

Crack Fic 

Other terms:

1. Crack Fict
2. Crack Fiction
3. Fanfiction Crack

(n) - Term used to describe fanfiction that is completly and utterly random,and makes no sense. Is usually done intentionally for humor purposes. Whether or not the fic is trying to be serious is hard to see or say.
Marissa: What are you watching?
Jesse: Smallville,why?
Marissa: I found a weird fic about it, check it out.
*ten minutes later*
Jesse: *screams in agony* Oh my God! It's-it's -CRACK FIC! *runs out of the room in terror*
Crack Fic by SirChubbyBunny October 17, 2010

Crackfiend 

Crackfiend. Noun. kuh-rack-feend

A person who attacks people for crack. Can also be used as an insult, like if someone is really hyper or annoying.
"I was attacked by a crackfiend while selling 3 grams of coke."
"My cat is being a crackfiend today."
"You crackfiend."

Anorexic models with shadowy eyes are most likely crackfiends. And Kid Rock.
Crackfiend by Jon the Ninja February 7, 2006
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