Cracktise 

Definition 1: to repeat any Cracktivity multiple times in order to become proficient

Definition 2: a place of business where a Doctor of Cracktology Cracktises their life work

Def 1: I Cracktise my cleaning skills every day and now I’m almost a Certified Cracktitioner
Def 2: I’m going to open a Cracktise when I get my CrD

Cracktise by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

Crackcident 

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.

The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!

Crackcident by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

cracktivities 

Activities which are routinely associated with the sale and use of crack cocaine. Cracktivities are normally characterized by the desperate style with which they are executed. Cracktivities often include (but are not limited to) such things as:

1. the sucking/jerking on/off of trouser trout for a relatively small amount of money.

2. the typical smash and grab.

3. being secretly filmed by the police while you pace around in a hotel room, smoking rocks with a hooker, à la Marion Barry.

4. anything Amy Winehouse participates in while she is not in rehab.

5. anything the ODB participated in prior to his death (which was, of course, due to cracktivities).

6. most undertakings which occur within the confines or close proximity of a sketch pad.

When passing through the city of Memphis, it is highly advisable to keep one's car windows rolled up and avoid stopping if at all possible. This will minimize the likelihood of your becoming entangled with the inevitably omnipresent cracktivities.

cracktivities by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 4, 2008

cactisexual 

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).

John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual

cactisexual by yungpressure June 16, 2018

crackistan 

a neighborhood or area where drug dealers and their customers congregate. Typically this is located in the inner city.

be careful. The bus station you are getting off at is in the middle of crackistan.

crackistan by sambarnes March 2, 2008

Cracktivities 

The average day for a crackhead

"Look ahere Billy Joe Bob don't let your Cracktivities keep you from seeing your youngins on Christmas

Cracktivities by Psykrates September 26, 2021

Caffeine Crackie 

Someone who has had so much caffeine that they seem like they are on crack.

Consuming so much caffiene that you never sleep or eat and look worn out all the time.

- Everytime I see that girl shes drinking a rockstar, and acting all crazy.

- Yeah, shes a total caffeine crackie.

Caffeine Crackie by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007