Cracklips 

After smoking excessive amounts of marijuana, one develops a white pasty film on their lips.

Oh shit man, i gotta get something to drink, i got some bad cracklips.

Stop smoking all that weed, you're gonna have some bad cracklips.

Cracklips by BonePepeFossati August 31, 2008

cracklin' oat bran 

Edible gold. The best cereal you will ever taste. It looks gross, but is orgasmic. Introduced to many at phillips exeter academy.

hey dude what are you eating?
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!

can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran

cracklin' oat bran by dododododododo1234987 June 29, 2010

crackistan 

a neighborhood or area where drug dealers and their customers congregate. Typically this is located in the inner city.

be careful. The bus station you are getting off at is in the middle of crackistan.

crackistan by sambarnes March 2, 2008

cracklin' crotch 

1. a condition caused by the improper fit of jeans or pants.

2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef

When Jean noticed the look on Lynn's face as she started to walk up the stairs, she said "Oh sorry, I've got the Cracklin' Crotch!"

cracklin' crotch by bettybabe May 8, 2010

cracklapper 

cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean

Uh oh, Snuffy's putting on his assless chaps. He'll be trolling for cracklappers tonight.

cracklapper by Snuffy January 31, 2005

crackling clam 

the act of putting pop rocks in a woman's vagina which pop due to the moisture; crackling refers to the popping pop rocks while clam is a common word for vagina

Her boyfriend gave her pop rocks with her birthday present because he wanted to try the crackling clam.

crackling clam by campbarbie January 11, 2009

crackpipe 

Pipe used for smoking crack, sold exclusively at the nations capitol.

nigga please

crackpipe by Advil April 9, 2004