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CHARLIET 

These people are the worst of the worst, they will snitch on you for everything and you should never become friends with one of these. They soak them selves in orange fake tan bc they are such big fans of Donald trump and they have the safest sex life and they have to razz little kids because no one wants to be around them. If you see one of these in public you shouldn't do anything dodge or you should beat them the fuck up. CAN ALSO BE CALLED A CHARLIETHOMAS BY SOME
Tyler: oi bro look over there its a fucking Charliet

christian: cuz we need to bash the fuck out of her
CHARLIET by SexyBeastSlayer69 December 1, 2019

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole 

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!

Charlie Hole

Dave: Bobby, I've got a right itchy Charlie Hole
Charlie Hole by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Charlie Kornheiser 

To place your hand in between a man's buttocks.
In a recent Iranian soccer game, a teammate did this to an opponent (who had his shorts still on) and both were punished.

On Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld on Fox News Channel (11-03-2011), a guest called this "the Charlie Kornheiser."
Charlie Kornheiser by Geoff AF November 3, 2011

Boston Charlie 

According to Walt Kelly, we sing:

"Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash. and Kalamazoo.
Nora's freezing on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley'garoo!
Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!"
When we go Christmas caroling, we end it with Boston Charlie.
Boston Charlie by Cranberry Bob January 13, 2020

Charlie Kelly 

Pretty much the greatest TV character in recent memory. Appears on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. His favorite food is milksteak with jelly beans, his hobbies are magnets, and he dislikes people's knees. Also a relentless alcoholic, inhalant abuser, Green Man, King of the Rats, and writer/director of the musical The Nightman Cometh.
Charlie Kelly is God.

Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."
Charlie Kelly by jshrubz April 25, 2011

John and Charlie's Journey 

John and Charlie's Journey, aka John Junior, is a British rapper, songwriter, and mental health, campaigner.
Have you heard that new song from John and Charlie's Journey? It's crazy good.