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Cónan is a simp
Fuck Cónan, Cónan's dead
Cónan by Care Bear Stare 101 April 17, 2020
Words you can keep
1. n. greatest man who has ever existed; barbarian
2. n. greatest man who has ever existed; comedian
Conan swung his mighty sword.
Conan swung his mighty joke.
I heard that guy who played Conan is on Conan tonight.
Conan by Manuel_Labor July 6, 2004
The greatest late-night talk show host ever.
I watch Conan every night.
Conan by Travman December 3, 2002
Someone who stands well over 6 feet tall and is blessed with the powers of humor and intelligence.
Conan is a huge stack of man and I would buy his sexy fine ass a lifetime-supply of Outback Steakhouse curly fries if he'd marry me. =D
Conan by Late-Night Lover April 7, 2003
A late night host who has mastered both witty commentary, and John Cleese-esque comedy of utter silliness.
A favorite of mine is the New Years episode with Caroline Rhea.
Conan by Boochies August 27, 2003
The greatest of the great late-night talk show hosts, who will take over for Leno at the tonight show in 2009.
Conan is so much better than that no-talent assclown/fucktard Leno.
conan by The Beer Baron October 7, 2004
The nicest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He is sweet, cute and has a really nice smile. He will always make you laugh and will never fail to make you smile. He is an extremely cute guy that has good eyes and body.
That’s Conan
Conan by Bestminecraftplayer August 26, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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