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1. Pastey-looking late night comedian.
2. Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, the only show to worth watching.
Conan O'Brien puts on such a show, with Max Weinberg, who needs good guests?
by Dave Henney July 23, 2004
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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The funniest man on late night, much funnier than Jay Leno, and a trillion times funnier than David Letterman.
-I'm watching Leno.
-You poopface, the real laughs don't come until you enter the "Cone Zone!"
by tintle September 11, 2004
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THe funniest host ever if your drunk high, sober or clean, it doesn't matter with conan. beats the sh1t outta letterman and leno, even with worse guest because of his timeslot.
by tim pitts March 10, 2004
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Host of a late night talk show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Frequently makes a fool of himself to amuse his audiences, and succeeds.

(P.S.) Conan O'Brien already has a wife, fyi.
My favorite character on Conan is "The biggest hipocryte of all, the Gay Bible."
by Shadow June 16, 2004
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The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.
by Mark August 17, 2004
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The best damn late night talk show host ever...he's a tall Irish, red-head and is hilarious. He's also HOT!
I want to marry Conan O'Brien!
by BadAss April 27, 2004
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