Conaned

Named after Conan O'Brien from NBC, this is when someone is thirty minutes late to an event.

"Dude, why are you so mad?"
"My date was a half hour late last night!"
"Oh shit, she Conaned you!?"

by addiecohen January 10, 2010

Conaned

When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back

Hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey I'm gonna need that house back

what the fuck you said it was mine

Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house

what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned

by Klc1709 January 14, 2010

Conando'd

Co-NAN-doe-d - as in Conan O'Brien. meaning to get a contract to perform duites only to have it breached and disregarded by the creators of said contract because of poor performances by the execs who created the contract - resulting in your termination.

I was about to agree to get hired for the HR Manager role when I realized that the last person in the position got conando'd, as a result I opted to seek another opportunity.

by ComCaster Naute! January 13, 2010

connedcept

A connedcept is a concept that a person is conned into having.

When a person is given incorrect and/or partial information with the express intent of leading them to form a certain conclusion, that person comes up with a connedcept.

Joe: I heard that our new president is less racist and violent than our last one.

Jack: Yeah, and I noticed that he's dark skinned, and of foreign heritage and questionable religious affiliation...

Joe: I read that he wants to try to have peace talks with Iran and that the Islamic nation is glad he got elected. That guy must be a terrorist! I'd bet he's gonna sell out our country and make us all slaves!

Mark: You guys must have learned that connedcept by watching Fox News!

by dnalabkram March 5, 2009

Conando

A character played by Conan O' Brien on The Tonight Show. The character is used durring a segment called Los Noches De Passion, and is always quite ridiculous.

"Yo Soy...CONANDO!"

His catch-phrace as Conando

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

conahedra

To shit, piss, and throw up at the same time.

That dirty whore gave me conahedra!

by Dragoonkain March 1, 2003

Conanned

Verb. The action of being unceremoniously and publicly ousted from one's employment, like NBC did to Conan O'Brien.

I got caught surfing porn at work again and the boss Conanned my ass in front of the whole office. Needless, to say, I'm currently looking for employment.

by SteveGuttenberg January 18, 2010