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Named after Conan O'Brien from NBC, this is when someone is thirty minutes late to an event.
"Dude, why are you so mad?"
"My date was a half hour late last night!"
"Oh shit, she Conaned you!?"
Conaned by addiecohen January 10, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back
Hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey I'm gonna need that house back

what the fuck you said it was mine

Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house

what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned
Conaned by Klc1709 January 14, 2010
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Conando'd 

Co-NAN-doe-d - as in Conan O'Brien. meaning to get a contract to perform duites only to have it breached and disregarded by the creators of said contract because of poor performances by the execs who created the contract - resulting in your termination.
I was about to agree to get hired for the HR Manager role when I realized that the last person in the position got conando'd, as a result I opted to seek another opportunity.
Conando'd by ComCaster Naute! January 13, 2010

connedcept

A connedcept is a concept that a person is conned into having.

When a person is given incorrect and/or partial information with the express intent of leading them to form a certain conclusion, that person comes up with a connedcept.
Joe: I heard that our new president is less racist and violent than our last one.

Jack: Yeah, and I noticed that he's dark skinned, and of foreign heritage and questionable religious affiliation...

Joe: I read that he wants to try to have peace talks with Iran and that the Islamic nation is glad he got elected. That guy must be a terrorist! I'd bet he's gonna sell out our country and make us all slaves!

Mark: You guys must have learned that connedcept by watching Fox News!
connedcept by dnalabkram March 5, 2009
A character played by Conan O' Brien on The Tonight Show. The character is used durring a segment called Los Noches De Passion, and is always quite ridiculous.
"Yo Soy...CONANDO!"

His catch-phrace as Conando
Conando by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
To shit, piss, and throw up at the same time.
That dirty whore gave me conahedra!
conahedra by Dragoonkain March 1, 2003

Conanned 

Verb. The action of being unceremoniously and publicly ousted from one's employment, like NBC did to Conan O'Brien.
I got caught surfing porn at work again and the boss Conanned my ass in front of the whole office. Needless, to say, I'm currently looking for employment.
Conanned by SteveGuttenberg January 18, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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