The greatest of the great late-night talk show hosts, who will take over for Leno at the tonight show in 2009.
by The Beer Baron October 07, 2004

by Matt Becker July 20, 2008

a fucking legend who will save mankind and will most likely attempt to kill numerous children in any area too
man 1: did you hear about that guy who fit twenty-seven dead babies into a bathtub
man 2: yeah he must have been a Conan
man 2: yeah he must have been a Conan
by conanLM May 28, 2019

1. n. greatest man who has ever existed; barbarian
2. n. greatest man who has ever existed; comedian
2. n. greatest man who has ever existed; comedian
Conan swung his mighty sword.
Conan swung his mighty joke.
I heard that guy who played Conan is on Conan tonight.
Conan swung his mighty joke.
I heard that guy who played Conan is on Conan tonight.
by Manuel_Labor July 06, 2004

by Travman December 03, 2002

Conan is a huge stack of man and I would buy his sexy fine ass a lifetime-supply of Outback Steakhouse curly fries if he'd marry me. =D
by Late-Night Lover April 07, 2003
