conan

The greatest of the great late-night talk show hosts, who will take over for Leno at the tonight show in 2009.

Conan is so much better than that no-talent assclown/fucktard Leno.

by The Beer Baron October 7, 2004

conan

The ultimate warrior.

Conan the barbarian.

by ho berry May 16, 2008

conan

Funniest Talk Show Host Ever, except for Johnny Carson, of course.

Man, I stay up until midnight just to watch Conan!

by Matt Becker July 20, 2008

conan

a fucking legend who will save mankind and will most likely attempt to kill numerous children in any area too

man 1: did you hear about that guy who fit twenty-seven dead babies into a bathtub

man 2: yeah he must have been a Conan

by conanLM May 28, 2019

Conan

1. n. greatest man who has ever existed; barbarian
2. n. greatest man who has ever existed; comedian

Conan swung his mighty sword.
Conan swung his mighty joke.
I heard that guy who played Conan is on Conan tonight.

by Manuel_Labor July 6, 2004

Conan

The greatest late-night talk show host ever.

I watch Conan every night.

by Travman December 3, 2002

Conan

Someone who stands well over 6 feet tall and is blessed with the powers of humor and intelligence.

Conan is a huge stack of man and I would buy his sexy fine ass a lifetime-supply of Outback Steakhouse curly fries if he'd marry me. =D

by Late-Night Lover April 7, 2003