Travman's definitions

brown trout

Piece of crap that is so big it won't flush, even after repeated flushes.

Jim left a brown trout in the toilet.

by Travman December 3, 2002

cum-guzzling gutter slut

A complete and utter whore; a woman who likes to drink gallons of cum; a woman who always craves a big dick in her mouth

Your girlfriend is a cum-guzzling gutter slut.

by Travman November 12, 2002

sex hex

When some slut you screwed calls you up and tells you that she is pregnant.

"Damn, I should have known that I would get the sex hex."

by Travman December 3, 2002

cock and balls

The two things that a woman constantly craves

She wants my cock and balls

by Travman December 1, 2002

sense

What most women need beaten into them.

She needs some sense beaten into her.

by Travman December 10, 2002

peanut butter schpaloozy

the art of saving a chair or sitting place, once you leave that spot.

i got up from my chair and called peanut butter schpaloozy, thus saving my chair for future use.

by travman April 26, 2004

Las Vegas

The place where you go to bang cheap sluts

Las Vegas is the place to be.

by Travman December 1, 2002