Travman's definitions

peanut butter schpaloozy

the art of saving a chair or sitting place, once you leave that spot.

i got up from my chair and called peanut butter schpaloozy, thus saving my chair for future use.

by travman April 26, 2004

turkeyslapping

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

by Travman November 11, 2002

manjam

Cum

I shot manjam all over her face

by Travman November 11, 2002

Incest

When an individual has hardcore sexual intercourse with his/her own family member(s).

Adam committed incest with his sister last night.

by Travman November 12, 2002

cum-guzzling gutter slut

A complete and utter whore; a woman who likes to drink gallons of cum; a woman who always craves a big dick in her mouth

Your girlfriend is a cum-guzzling gutter slut.

by Travman November 12, 2002

man-whore

A male prostitute.

Your dad is a man-whore.

by Travman November 12, 2002

pillow

An object used by males when masturbating; the male rubs his cock and balls up and down on the pillow until he jacks off all over it

Jim found several of his roommate's pubic hairs on his pillow

by Travman December 1, 2002