Definitions by Travman

peanut butter schpaloozy 

the art of saving a chair or sitting place, once you leave that spot.

i got up from my chair and called peanut butter schpaloozy, thus saving my chair for future use.

peanut butter schpaloozy by travman April 26, 2004

sense

What most women need beaten into them.

She needs some sense beaten into her.

sense by Travman December 10, 2002

Conan

The greatest late-night talk show host ever.

I watch Conan every night.

Conan by Travman December 3, 2002

stank ass hoe

A dirty, disease-ridden slut.

Sandy is a stank ass hoe.

stank ass hoe by Travman December 3, 2002

headboard 

Object that is struck repeatedly by a girl's head during a fuck session.

As I did her from behind, her head kept hitting the headboard.

headboard by Travman December 3, 2002

backseat 

Area of a car where fucking occurs.

I tossed my girlfriend into the backseat of my car and ripped off her clothes.

backseat by Travman December 3, 2002

brown trout

Piece of crap that is so big it won't flush, even after repeated flushes.

Jim left a brown trout in the toilet.

brown trout by Travman December 3, 2002