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Bumfuck, Egypt 

Possible idiomatic reference to the site of Christ's crucifixion in the Bible.

Compare with "... the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified." (Revelation 11:8), "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." (Mark 15:22)
Eunuch: "What's going on over there?"
Leper: "They're leading Jesus all the way out to Bumfuck, Egypt to be crucified, hanged, whatever..."

Eunuch: "Jesus!"
Leper: "What I just say?"
Bumfuck, Egypt by pointymexicanhat September 11, 2021
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Bumfuck Egypt 

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.
I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.
Bumfuck Egypt by cornholio October 11, 2003

Bumfuck Egypt 

Any of the many extremely remote and inhospitable military outposts where U.S service men or women are assigned to serve.
For the last year of my hitch, they sent me to Bumfuck Egypt to guard the sand.
Bumfuck Egypt by Walt Alexander March 20, 2004

Bumfuck Egypt 

Having to park your car on the otherside of the college campus when classes are in a closer building.
I was late to class because I had to park in bumfuck Egypt.
Bumfuck Egypt by Julie March 9, 2004

bum fuck egypt 

The middle of fucking nowhere.
I missed a turn and ended up in Bum Fuck Egypt.
bum fuck egypt by Puddintane September 10, 2003

bum fuck egypt 

A term used to describe any middle-of-nowhere, backwoods area, particularly one that is a long distance away. Derived from bumfuck, also used to describe a similar location. The addition of "egypt" originated in the Midwest, describing the "Little Egypt" region of Illinois, an extremely rural area compared to the urban Northern Illinois. See also BFE.
We had to drive all the way out to bum fuck egypt to pick her up.
bum fuck egypt by Mz. S September 30, 2006
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bumfuk egypt 

The most remote, awful, backward, filthy, hostile place or town anyone can imagine; a location just this side of hell.
When they ran out of gas 50 miles from nowhere, one of the traveling guys exclaimed "My God, this place looks like "Bumfuk Egypt", there's nothing here but dead people and dog shit!"
bumfuk egypt by teetiger October 20, 2008
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