153 definitions by cornholio

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.
That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.
by cornholio November 4, 2003
Children, born in succession within one year
They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.
by cornholio October 16, 2003
A mildly pejorative term for Jews, made famous by Jesse Jackson
We're on our way to Kennedy Airport in Hymietown.
by cornholio September 30, 2003
(1) A mean, nasty, disreputable person; literally son of a female dog, or by analogy a whore; thus, presumably a bastard; also (2) an intensifier
(1) That son-of-a-bitch of a gym teacher made me do 25 pushups and called me a sissy; (2) We got out of the car it started raining like a son-of-a-bitch
by cornholio October 12, 2003
a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant
Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night
by cornholio November 23, 2004
The bent noses want their interest paid
by cornholio September 30, 2003
The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.
Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.
by cornholio October 10, 2003