Hitch 

1. The cure for the common man.

2. a profesisonal date doctor; a sefless individual who helps another man up his game. "Hit it and quit it" is not appropriate.
Note: past semi-pimp experience (in a more sincere and loyal way) is required to be designated as "Hitch."

3. Willing to put in the long hours, has the passion, the heart, the desire, the intensity and onions to get the job done.

4. One of Will Smith's movies.

"That guy, he's Hitch. If you want to sweep that girl off her feet, he'll give you the right broom."

Hitch by Ace n Hitman July 16, 2008

Hitch 

Hoe ass bitch

Look at that ugly Hitch!!!

Hitch by jenniejinx November 25, 2010

Hitch 

A hypocrite who is a bitch.

That girl is a freakin' hitch.

Hitch by Greyedout October 22, 2011

hitch 

when you fuck up or trip. usually when you are drunk or high. you can also verbal hitch, when you mess up your words. if you hitch and someone calls you on it u gotta touch metal or whoever called it can hit you.

that was a huge hitch!!

hitch by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Hitch 

to get on a dick, dildo, or whatever fits

she hitched a ride on my dick.

Hitch by collin z. March 8, 2009

Hitch 

To thrust a sharp object, often a knife but possibly a #2 pencil or whatever else is handy, into another's flesh.

When my stepbrother hit my sister, I had to hitch that fag master.

Hitch by Prince of the Rodeo March 11, 2003

hitch 

A word that Means Fucking Shit ball

He is such a hitch i hate him

hitch by Da brat May 17, 2006