bumfuk egypt

The most remote, awful, backward, filthy, hostile place or town anyone can imagine; a location just this side of hell.

When they ran out of gas 50 miles from nowhere, one of the traveling guys exclaimed "My God, this place looks like "Bumfuk Egypt", there's nothing here but dead people and dog shit!"

by teetiger October 20, 2008

shit a waffle

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

by teetiger October 19, 2008

nit

A louse, singular of lice, ie the term "nit picker": Someone so precise about others' faults they would sit for hours and pick all the lice off another person.

She picked lice off him down to the very last "nit".

by teetiger October 20, 2008

ticklephile

Anyone, including adults and children of both sexes who have an acute interest, or fetish, about tickling or being tickled.

The tickling web site has many various pictures and stories which
are enough to satisfy any ticklephile.

by teetiger October 16, 2008

fart harp

A small machine made of a rubber band, wooden sticks and a spool. The rubber band is put through the spool and the sticks are wound tightly on each end, creating tension. The user then sits on a wooden or metal chair with the fart harp under his butt. At the proper moment the "harper" leans to one side, allowing the fart harp to spin against the hard chair. This creates a loud farting noise.

He was thrown out of class for sounding a "fart harp" in the middle of the lecture.

by teetiger October 18, 2008

gang tickle

N or V- When a group of friends or enemies gangs up on a victim, either holds or ties them down so they are helpless, and tickle tortures them to a greater or lesser degree. In worst case a sadistic gang tickle may cause the victim to urinate, ejaculate, go into convulsions or pass out.

His worst fear was realized when his friends held him down to gang tickle him to death. (V)

She heard hysterical laughter and when she peeked in the window she witnessed a gang tickle. (N)

by teetiger October 16, 2008

cackler

A very loud, drawn out fart with the peculiar sound made by flatus vibrating through ass cheeks in a flapping manner.

After eating an entire bowl of baked beans, the fat man ripped a big old "cackler".

by teetiger October 19, 2008