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brookstoned

When you think someone is completely trustworthy and a nice person to whom you can tell all your secrets, but then they betray your trust and stab you in the back multiple times.
You: Hey that Brett Brookstone looks like a pretty nice guy!
Me: Whoa there buddy, he's brookstoned some other people before.
brookstoned by Xiuhnan August 18, 2019

brocktoon 

1. The nickname granted to Mr. Belvedere by his fans.
2. A smelly physics student.
3. A sexual manuever involving 3 people, a bunk bed and ice cubes.
I should want to cook brocktoon a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
brocktoon by cheech July 20, 2004

Browntown Showdown 

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others
"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."
Browntown Showdown by bilky koors August 19, 2009

Boomtown 

The state of consciousness experienced while inebriated by hallucinogenic mushrooms.
You have an ounce of mushrooms? Let's eat these and go to Boomtown!
Boomtown by Lawpseud October 7, 2010

Brockton Mouthwash 

This is a common drink in dive bars in Massachusetts, consisting of Dr. McGillicuddy's on the rocks in a plastic cup.

This is a reference to Brockton Mass, a hardscrabble town that has a fondness for bottom shelf liquor because it is cheap and effective.
Bartender: “What’l it be?”
Dive Bar Dweller: “Give me the Brockton mouthwash.”
Brockton Mouthwash by LCAlum April 4, 2019
A small patch of grass the size of one sidewalk square with a tree and a busted up bike chained to the tree
The apartment has 2 bedrooms, an eat-in kitchen and a lovely brooklawn out front. $4800/month gas and heat included!!
brooklawn by Paul Wallace May 13, 2008