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1. The nickname granted to Mr. Belvedere by his fans.
2. A smelly physics student.
3. A sexual manuever involving 3 people, a bunk bed and ice cubes.
I should want to cook brocktoon a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
by cheech July 20, 2004
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an over-masculine man with a large, rigid jaw line and a huge, sometimes dimpled chin. Most are very arrogant and self-important A stereotypical brocktoon would be the high school quarterback who dates a blonde cheerleader (the "flacktoon") or a cocky businessman. A self-important masculine African American may be labeled a "Blacktoon", and a Latino brocktoon is usually labeled a "Forntoon". A good example of a brocktoon would include Don from Napoleon Dynamite.
"Ever since his team won the finals, Billy has been acting like a real brocktoon."
by NaCl December 22, 2005
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a wardrobe malfunction or revealing clothing involving a woman's breasts. The term is usually given as a warning signal of impending exposure
That dress is kind of brocktoon. You are brocktooning all over the place. "BROCKTOON!!!!"
by Lenny Boo July 15, 2011
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