brocktoon 

1. The nickname granted to Mr. Belvedere by his fans.
2. A smelly physics student.
3. A sexual manuever involving 3 people, a bunk bed and ice cubes.

I should want to cook brocktoon a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

brocktoon by cheech July 20, 2004

brocktoon 

an over-masculine man with a large, rigid jaw line and a huge, sometimes dimpled chin. Most are very arrogant and self-important A stereotypical brocktoon would be the high school quarterback who dates a blonde cheerleader (the "flacktoon") or a cocky businessman. A self-important masculine African American may be labeled a "Blacktoon", and a Latino brocktoon is usually labeled a "Forntoon". A good example of a brocktoon would include Don from Napoleon Dynamite.

"Ever since his team won the finals, Billy has been acting like a real brocktoon."

brocktoon by NaCl January 2, 2006

brocktoon 

a wardrobe malfunction or revealing clothing involving a woman's breasts. The term is usually given as a warning signal of impending exposure

That dress is kind of brocktoon. You are brocktooning all over the place. "BROCKTOON!!!!"

brocktoon by Lenny Boo July 15, 2011

BrockTurnered 

RAPED.

"Ladies, make sure you stay in groups when clubbing so you don't get Brockturnered out there."

"That car dealership really brockturnered me on the price of my new ride."

BrockTurnered by WickedA September 4, 2016

Brocation 

A vacation amongst male comrades, or 'bros' as they are known. Generally a road trip to a desirable spot which allows for good bonding and all sorts of unchecked shenanigans.

Female variation is known as the Hocation.

You: Yo man if you release them crickets in the hallway, you ain't graduating.

Me: Forget graduation bro. Only thing that matters now is Brocation.

Brocation by H-town brooooooooooo, bro. April 5, 2009

Brockton Mouthwash 

This is a common drink in dive bars in Massachusetts, consisting of Dr. McGillicuddy's on the rocks in a plastic cup.

This is a reference to Brockton Mass, a hardscrabble town that has a fondness for bottom shelf liquor because it is cheap and effective.

Bartender: “What’l it be?”
Dive Bar Dweller: “Give me the Brockton mouthwash.”

Brockton Mouthwash by LCAlum April 4, 2019

Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad 

Jack Brockton-Nobles dad is not real.

He went missing in 2008 when his wife became pregnant with his son and then she became a man.

Oh my god! Is that Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad
No, it is just his mum. His dad is over there *points to sky*

Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad by Jack Brockton Noble’s dad March 22, 2022