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Jim expected me to gargle his mouthwash after I gave him a blow job yesterday, Sue told her friend Jennifer. I did it before swallowing, but I hope thee boys get more mature when we get to high school.
by BRD May 04, 2005
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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(n.) For straight men, it's cunt juice. For gay men, it's cum. Same for gay and straight women.

See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.
Gay:
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.

Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.

Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.

by Robert E. Porter August 08, 2007
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A product for people who are too lazy to brush their teeth
You: I use mouthwash
Friend: You're fat, aren't you?
by 13awesometrick37 July 28, 2010
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Extremely cheap liquid that is used to disinfect the mouth and to achieve "fresh" breath. Unfortunately this substance is abused by most wagon burners. Despite the cheap price they often steal it from convenience stores, who's shopkeepers let the indians escape for fear they might get stabbed. Upon stealing the mouthwash the indian consumes the entire bottle, resulting in extreme drunkenness (equivalent to drinking 2 cases of beer and smoking 3 joints laced with paint thinner) permanent brain damage, significant abuse to the indian's friends and family, and if lucky, the indian will be arrested where he will get to sleep in a warm bed with working plumbing in jail.
Indian 1: (Heavy accent, lacking most teeth) Man, Damon was fucked lasht night eh'? Anyways, he drank two mouthwash and slept at the shelter.
Indian 2: (Heavy accent, no teeth) Man, I found like 3 smokes on 'da ground by 'da Shell.
by AUb27 February 06, 2008
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When you put a little water in your mouth for a few seconds, and dribble it over your partners junk.
We lost the lube. But we weren’t going to stop, so I gave her a mouthwash.

My girl was a bit ripe smelling down there, so I gave her a mouthwash before I went to town.

I wanted to suck my man off after his game, but was was a bit stanky, so I gave him a mouthwash.
by FuckeRhi September 04, 2020
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