mouthwash 

A man's ejaculate in his partner's mouth

Jim expected me to gargle his mouthwash after I gave him a blow job yesterday, Sue told her friend Jennifer. I did it before swallowing, but I hope thee boys get more mature when we get to high school.

mouthwash by BRD May 4, 2005

mouthwash 

(n.) For straight men, it's cunt juice. For gay men, it's cum. Same for gay and straight women.

See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.

Gay:
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.

Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.

Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.

mouthwash by Robert E. Porter August 10, 2007

Mouthwash 

What you need after a good blowjob.

While I enjoyed the fun with your dick, I really need some mouthwash.

Mouthwash by Stardust Pixie February 17, 2015

Mouthwash 

A product for people who are too lazy to brush their teeth

You: I use mouthwash
Friend: You're fat, aren't you?

Mouthwash by 13awesometrick37 July 29, 2010

Mouthwash 

Extremely cheap liquid that is used to disinfect the mouth and to achieve "fresh" breath. Unfortunately this substance is abused by most wagon burners. Despite the cheap price they often steal it from convenience stores, who's shopkeepers let the indians escape for fear they might get stabbed. Upon stealing the mouthwash the indian consumes the entire bottle, resulting in extreme drunkenness (equivalent to drinking 2 cases of beer and smoking 3 joints laced with paint thinner) permanent brain damage, significant abuse to the indian's friends and family, and if lucky, the indian will be arrested where he will get to sleep in a warm bed with working plumbing in jail.

Indian 1: (Heavy accent, lacking most teeth) Man, Damon was fucked lasht night eh'? Anyways, he drank two mouthwash and slept at the shelter.
Indian 2: (Heavy accent, no teeth) Man, I found like 3 smokes on 'da ground by 'da Shell.

Mouthwash by AUb27 February 9, 2008

mouthwash 

a substance the enters the mouth to cause pain or pleasure

Always spit never swallow

mouthwash by Tibbs December 6, 2004

Mouthwash 

When a man cums and pisses in her mouth and she swirls it’s around like mouthwash before spitting it out on the floor or sink.

How’s that mouthwash tasting bitchhhhhhhhh!!

Mouthwash by Mouthwasher February 10, 2020