brookstoned

When you think someone is completely trustworthy and a nice person to whom you can tell all your secrets, but then they betray your trust and stab you in the back multiple times.

You: Hey that Brett Brookstone looks like a pretty nice guy!
Me: Whoa there buddy, he's brookstoned some other people before.

brookstoned by Xiuhnan August 18, 2019

Brookstoned

When an employee at Brookstone gets stoned before work to make his or her day more bearable.

Dude, where did all the snacks in the back go?
Man, I'm fuckin' Brookstoned.

Brookstoned by bensjammins June 18, 2011

brownstoned 

Getting invited to a dinner party at a well-connected person's house and waking up groggy in bed with a naked underaged girl (or boy) for blackmailing purposes.

Jeeves was a political maverick as a junior congressman until he was brownstoned early in his term.

brownstoned by Mister Brownstoned November 1, 2019

Brookestone 

A place at the mall with cool shit. RC toys and cars, various tech toys, accessories, and relaxing massage chairs. Also, a dealer of vibrators and dildos for women ( or men ) too shy to got to a sex shop and buy a real dildo, or live too far away.

AKA, that place at the mall with the big massage chairs.

We went to the mall and just sat in the massage chairs for half an hour.

Sarah McHorny went to Brookestone to get a vibrator to masturbate with.

They got cool shit there!

Brookestone by Koopenstein Monster October 24, 2010

brookstone 

place at the mall that has a bunch of really comfortable chairs and recliners ans stuff that i could sit on all day

i feel like being a lazy fuck for awhile lets stop by brookstone

brookstone by Not Jimi Hendrix September 9, 2004

brooksbones 

An tik toker that never missed basically a god

Hey did you see that new brooksbones video
Yea he doesn’t miss

brooksbones by Thegoatbrook February 15, 2021

Brookstone Subdivision - Mont Belvieu

A neighborhood with 50% bullies and crazy people disguised as adults; no life idiots, 20% good kind hearted people and 30% don’t give a fuck

The Brookstone Subdivision - Mont Belvieu has a bad reputation due to their Facebook page and unnecessary childish drama causes by a few residents.

Brookstone Subdivision - Mont Belvieu by Stirtheshitpot May 23, 2018