Brendening 

standing between two people having a conversation unknowingly obstructing their view.

"hey mom dad is brendening me again"

Brendening by catlady and sellfire July 1, 2018

brending 

Branding + Friending = Brending (c)(tm)(r)

Branding + Friending = Brending (c)(tm)(r) | Text the word | Brending to 90210

brending by Brending Klout August 18, 2012

blendering 

1. (verb) to mix things up with the use of a blender.

my friend thought she was smarter than me, but i couldn't hear her over the sound of my roommate blendering his post-workout smoothie

blendering by nickjames23 March 18, 2011

Breening

1. Being that guy (breen) who moans all the time like a girl having an orgasm.

2. Saying random shit without thinking that nobody wants to hear.

3. Being a complete douche bag.

4. Making goofy hand and face motions.

1. Joe: *While making goofy hand and face motions* If I was my dad, I'd fuck the shit out of my mom!

2. Bob: uuuhhhhhooohhhhh yeyeeeaaaaa
Anthony: Bob shut the fuck up your so annoying stop breening

Breening by saywhatbayer February 19, 2010

Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”

Brandoning by wynning69 February 11, 2019

Breening

Suggesting terrible ideas that nobody wants to do after there are several better ideas proposed.

Mike: Yo connor, instead of going to that party that everyone's at, why don't we go sit at Mcdonalds?

Connor: Mike, stop breening.

Breening by saywhatferarra February 18, 2010

brendenist 

a person who is against liking brenden’s

i don’t like brenden. therefore, i am a brendenist

brendenist by too big to handle April 14, 2021