brenden

An awesome fun loving english/irish gentlemen. The most perfect person in the world. Give him anything to do and he will do it perfectly. This person is STRONG beyond recongnition. HE MAKES VIN DIESEL LOOK LIKE A BITCH@!! A charmer, a ladies man at birth. Women lining up for miles to FUCK HIM AT AS A CHILD! MALES ASK BUT BRENDEN SAYS FUCK NO!!!!! The best athlete ever to step on the earth. Good at tennis,snowboarding,basketball,and football. DONT FUCK WITH THIS GUY! P.S. all brendens are funny get used to it and shut the fuck up :D AND DEAD SEXY
ANY ELITE SPARTAN, PARTICULARLY LEONIDAS.
any #1 athlete, there name might be federer or nadal or shawn white... but no its not THEY LIE, its BRENDEN
by ELITE KING/SPARTAN BRENDEN D.B September 08, 2009
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1. really fast, usually used to describe a car.
That McLaren F1 is brenden! It can lap an F1 car
by 5'1"Racer May 22, 2004
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brenden a guy who loves planes but cant seem to keep himself consistently training to be a pilot one day, overweight but slloowewllyy getting my weight down, currently in middle school whith a BIG crush on a cutie called fern. brenden is super insecure but also does his best to make as many people luagh he thinks life is to short to take everything seriously all the time, if brenden likes you and wants you to know he will tell you hehe his favorite emojis are 😼🤤😟👴🏿 brenden also loves art and is slowy improving. brenden will treat you like a god if your "with" him but be sure to tell him when to stop he will eventually empty his pockets all for you
brenden: wow have you heard of malone victim: brown?
whoes malone brown?
brenden: 😈
by brendong January 02, 2022
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a good man who cant seem to loose weight for the life of him a funny man who luaghes at inappropriate times and loves making other people luagh, if you ever meet me in real life you would die instantly from my attractive face😏
woah your attractive? what a brenden!
by brendong November 22, 2021
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A common name for a little known gangsta rapper, Brenden Diddy (or bdiddy), who commonly produces songs along with J-Roc (aka J-Rock) and the Roc-pile.
Have you heard that new brenden cd, its great!
by xerxian September 09, 2005
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the love of my life, the one i cherish, and hes loved so much by nicole which is mwa, kay well he lives far away from me, but i still love him wiht my heart adn so much more, adn idk i hope he has the feeling to just go look up his name on urbandictionary and find my definition becuase i love him wiht all my heart adn i know i fucked up but im so happy your still wiht me 11.15.07<3
nicole and brenden forever<3
my love for life, brenden
untill the end of time brenden i love you
by nicoleandbrenden January 02, 2008
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Anouther versatile word meaning cunt
it is commenly used in sentences around the world
1)Goeff is a brenden
2)your mom has a great brenden
3)this job is a complete brenden
by chad sallenbach April 13, 2007
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