Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”

Brandoning by wynning69 February 11, 2019

Brandoning

funny stupidity troll actions

Look at her, she is brandoning so bad. I think she is high or something.

Brandoning by Suck my duck March 13, 2020

Brandoning

A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables

I walked into and right out of that bathroom when I saw those hillbilly boys Brandoning!

Brandoning by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022

Brandoning

A form of ghosting when engaging in conversation and plans with zero intent of participating in said plan.

I thought they were actually coming out with us tonight but they were just brandoning us again.

Brandoning by King CJ The First of His Name May 20, 2023

Bransoning 

the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"

Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet

Bransoning by RawrXDXD March 11, 2017

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.

Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"

Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Brendening 

standing between two people having a conversation unknowingly obstructing their view.

"hey mom dad is brendening me again"

Brendening by catlady and sellfire July 1, 2018