Brendling 

The act of continuously dropping fastballs down the middle of the strike zone. Thus leading to the umpire calling the obvious strike a ball and pissing off your pitcher.

Man I was having a really great game pitching but my catcher kept Brendling and we ended up losing the game. He really sucks!

Brendling by BrendleSucks November 26, 2018

Brendling 

A male who wears his button up shirt unbuttoned to the navel. Attributed to the great actor Bryan Brendle who made this look iconic.

You look good, but I think you’d look better Brendling.

Brendling by Duchess2222 September 29, 2021

brending 

Branding + Friending = Brending (c)(tm)(r)

Branding + Friending = Brending (c)(tm)(r) | Text the word | Brending to 90210

brending by Brending Klout August 18, 2012

breeding kink 

Being sexually aroused by the idea of having sex without a condom or being inseminated.

1:Babe, I think I have a breeding kink.
2: So I no longer have to worry about pulling out?

breeding kink by Ashbooquinn February 14, 2018

wife breeding 

When your wife is paired up to have sex with other men for the purpose of getting pregnant. Having unprotected sex with another mans wife for the purpose of getting her pregnant.

I was unable to father children so we turned to "wife breeding" to get my wife pregnant. My wife had an affair and now shes pregnant as a result of "wife breeding."

wife breeding by Dancerooster January 15, 2020

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.

Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"

Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Brendening 

standing between two people having a conversation unknowingly obstructing their view.

"hey mom dad is brendening me again"

Brendening by catlady and sellfire July 1, 2018