Braydening 

Braydening is when someone is so dry, and so pathetic when responding that you take mental damage trying to keep the conversation going

Person 1: yeah my day was great, me and my family went out to dinner and had a ton of fun, how was yours?"

Person 2: fine.

Person 1: why do you always have to be braydening.

Braydening by ih8brayden December 16, 2023

Braydening 

the act of hating, abandoning, and/or betraying your friends.

I cant believe you're braydening rn

Braydening by spunkyuncle July 15, 2025

Brendening 

standing between two people having a conversation unknowingly obstructing their view.

"hey mom dad is brendening me again"

Brendening by catlady and sellfire July 1, 2018

The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”

Brandoning by wynning69 February 11, 2019

The Brappening 

An event so tremendous, the result causes an entirely new universe to be created.

The legendary guitarist Gag Clisin caused The Brappening at the final show of his 2011 tour while performing a cover of Panama by Van Halen.

The Brappening by nl_money May 28, 2018

broadening

The act of acknowledging it is closer to closing time at the bar marking the offset of a search for a sexual partner at a lower level of attractiveness and who gives off the outward appearance of being easy. Usually simultaneous with intoxication.

At 2:45 a.m. Johnny was broadening and decided to roll the dice and began to talk to Big Bertha. After 5 minutes of conversation Bertha and her fish nets stockings were in the back seat of Johnny's convertible.

broadening by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005