Boystache

A ratty mustache found on most pubescent boys because they’re either too afraid to shave or are delusional because they think it looks good. Mostly found on Remys Frankies and Jacks

Please shave your boystache. It’s very terrible

by Little bunny girl Martha lil p April 27, 2020

Boobstache

You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.

"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."

"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"

by mlepea July 13, 2014

Bedstache

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.

Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.

by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010

brastache

The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.

I took my girl's bra off and couldn't help but laugh at her brastache!

by leporinis December 16, 2008

Bumstache

The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.

Oh man, every time that Nancy bends over when in her yoga pants, you can see her bumstache!

by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016

browstache

A female who has one eyebrow and a moustache.

Wow! browstache is rot!

by doedie August 12, 2004

Browstache

A birth defect that occurs in both males and females which can be recognized as an uninterrupted line of hair above the eyes and nose, but below the forehead, that causes two eyebrows to become one.

If left untreated, this condition may prevent people from attracting members of the opposite sex, as well as members of the same sex.

Also referred to as a unibrow, or omnibrow.

Dude, check out Collin Farrell's browstache.

by AlexTheTrainer January 13, 2010