Brostache

A term of endearment used to describe one's exceptionally close friends. In the event that one may make an absolutely obsurdly idiotic comment, it may be used in a mocking way; as to say that said person would never be a close friend of the accuser. This term was invented by Rhett Smith.

Brostache, did you just whitness that effing hyper-shred?

Yeah, good one brostache, The Locust are talented.

by Rhett Smith November 9, 2008

Brostache

A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true "bros" scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.

"Is the man with the brostache invited to this party?"

by Grisausage October 17, 2011