A term of endearment used to describe one's exceptionally close friends. In the event that one may make an absolutely obsurdly idiotic comment, it may be used in a mocking way; as to say that said person would never be a close friend of the accuser. This term was invented by Rhett Smith.
Brostache, did you just whitness that effing hyper-shred?
Yeah, good one brostache, The Locust are talented.
Yeah, good one brostache, The Locust are talented.
by Rhett Smith November 9, 2008
Get the Brostache mug.A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true "bros" scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.
by Grisausage October 17, 2011
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1. Hey did you get to use your broomstache? 2. How did you sweep yesterday with your broomstache? 3. Oh honey, I'd stache that trash.
by Raidat May 3, 2013
Get the BROOMSTACHE mug.You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.
"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."
"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"
"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"
by mlepea July 13, 2014
Get the Boobstache mug.The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.
Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.
Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010
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by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019
Get the BroStacho mug.The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.
by leporinis December 16, 2008
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