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Brostache 

A term of endearment used to describe one's exceptionally close friends. In the event that one may make an absolutely obsurdly idiotic comment, it may be used in a mocking way; as to say that said person would never be a close friend of the accuser. This term was invented by Rhett Smith.
Brostache, did you just whitness that effing hyper-shred?

Yeah, good one brostache, The Locust are talented.
Brostache by Rhett Smith November 9, 2008
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Brostache 

A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true "bros" scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.
"Is the man with the brostache invited to this party?"
Brostache by Grisausage October 17, 2011

BROOMSTACHE

1. Hey did you get to use your broomstache? 2. How did you sweep yesterday with your broomstache? 3. Oh honey, I'd stache that trash.
BROOMSTACHE by Raidat May 3, 2013

Boobstache

You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.
"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."

"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"
Boobstache by mlepea July 13, 2014

Bedstache 

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.
Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
Bedstache by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010

BroStacho 

What you call your BRO who has a MUSTACHE.
🔥 What's up BROSTACHO
BroStacho by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019

brastache 

The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.
I took my girl's bra off and couldn't help but laugh at her brastache!
brastache by leporinis December 16, 2008