Bogstache 

When one has a mustache and goes down on a woman, eating her out until her body expresses her satisfaction of your efforts by excitedly releasing her lady jizz onto your mustache.

"Dude! I just tasted Some chick I met at a party and we fucked and I ate her until she squirted on my face), I've got bogstache man!

Bogstache by CuntasuarusRex March 18, 2016

Boobstache

You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.

"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."

"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"

Boobstache by mlepea July 13, 2014

Bedstache 

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.

Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.

Bedstache by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010

brastache 

The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.

I took my girl's bra off and couldn't help but laugh at her brastache!

brastache by leporinis December 16, 2008

Bumstache

The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.

Oh man, every time that Nancy bends over when in her yoga pants, you can see her bumstache!

Bumstache by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016

browstache 

A female who has one eyebrow and a moustache.

Wow! browstache is rot!

browstache by doedie August 12, 2004

Browstache 

A birth defect that occurs in both males and females which can be recognized as an uninterrupted line of hair above the eyes and nose, but below the forehead, that causes two eyebrows to become one.

If left untreated, this condition may prevent people from attracting members of the opposite sex, as well as members of the same sex.

Also referred to as a unibrow, or omnibrow.

Dude, check out Collin Farrell's browstache.

Browstache by AlexTheTrainer January 13, 2010