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In the great metropolitan city of Seattle we have an ever progressive bus system. But on our wonderfully convenient buses, bums like to wander. In and out they go, winter, summer, spring and fall. Often times they are loony, and speak peaceful gibberish words into your ear. When earphones, sunglasses, and a hood won't shield you from uncomfortable bus chatter and no longer keep you safe from these migrant babblers, you wear the cleverly fashionable BUSTACHE!!

A bustache, is a mustache, that you wear in the bus. (Or anytime that you need to ward off crazies.)
I'm glad I wore my bustache to the Seattle Storm game, it kept me feeling safe and confident during those awkward conversations.
Bustache by chrystih June 25, 2008
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Term to define the desconcerting dark hair growth on some womens chests.
'She should NOT wear such low tops'

'I know.. look at her bustache!'
bustache by eggnoglover January 16, 2010
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an uncommonly known term for the thick and robust hair surrounding ones butt hole.
sweet moses, check out the bustache on that goat licker
bustache by Totally.... July 22, 2007
Coming on a girl's upper lip.
"I came a bustache on her face."
bustache by Cro August 7, 2005
The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.
Oh man, every time that Nancy bends over when in her yoga pants, you can see her bumstache!
Bumstache by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016

buttache 

When your butt hurts from geeting fucked in the ass a lot or real hard.
Person 1: I gave this girl a buttache last night. It was so funny, she couldn't even walk straight.

Person 2: I had a buttache when I woke up this morning. I asked my dad what happened and he said I fell down the stairs.

Person 1: You don't have stairs in your house.

Person 2: FUCK!
buttache by J Mit April 7, 2005
When one has so much hair on ones anus, it looks like a mustache
Look, Fred has a bumstache
Bumstache by CharGeh May 25, 2010