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Browstache 

A birth defect that occurs in both males and females which can be recognized as an uninterrupted line of hair above the eyes and nose, but below the forehead, that causes two eyebrows to become one.

If left untreated, this condition may prevent people from attracting members of the opposite sex, as well as members of the same sex.

Also referred to as a unibrow, or omnibrow.
Dude, check out Collin Farrell's browstache.
Browstache by AlexTheTrainer January 13, 2010

BROOMSTACHE

1. Hey did you get to use your broomstache? 2. How did you sweep yesterday with your broomstache? 3. Oh honey, I'd stache that trash.
BROOMSTACHE by Raidat May 3, 2013

Boobstache

You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.
"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."

"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"
Boobstache by mlepea July 13, 2014

BroStacho 

What you call your BRO who has a MUSTACHE.
🔥 What's up BROSTACHO
BroStacho by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019

brastache 

The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.
I took my girl's bra off and couldn't help but laugh at her brastache!
brastache by leporinis December 16, 2008

Brewstache

When your drinking a beer and you get the foam on your upper lip.
Everybody laughed at Joe because he had a total brewstache.
Brewstache by smitsgitu December 9, 2009