Bedstache

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.

Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.

by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010

brastache

The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.

I took my girl's bra off and couldn't help but laugh at her brastache!

by leporinis December 16, 2008

bedspace

The portion of a shared bed in which one person (e.g. a spouse or romantic partner) sleeps.

Please do not sleep in my bedspace. It is uncomfortable to me.

by Bed time February 11, 2010

Bumstache

The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.

Oh man, every time that Nancy bends over when in her yoga pants, you can see her bumstache!

by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016

Beardstache

A mix between a beard and a mustache, a circular looking style of facial hair.

Wow Ben I like your beardstache.
Your beardstache looks very nice today Ben.

by RORO6692 September 22, 2010

Baldstache

A person who would prefer to have more hair on their head and compensates by growing a robust moustache.

Examples: Shakespeare, Jay Buhner, Spain's soccer coach, Ghandi, The Monopoly Guy

Did you see that guy's fantastic baldstache?

by Baldstache June 24, 2009

Beardstache

The greatest band on earth. Originally started at American University, this band went on to an illustrious career including three grammys, 10 VMA awards, the Nobel Prize in astrophysics, and a nickelodeon kid's choice award.

"Gandhi ain't got nothing on Beardstache"- Mahatma Gandhi

by Bradgep October 12, 2009